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some people push us away and don't expect us to go far away.

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

6 days ago

FUCK I LOVE BEING BLACK

6 days ago

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

6 days ago

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

6 days ago

coffeeandcastiel:

austriea:

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

write a book

6 days ago

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

6 days ago

metalfacedvillain:

Chop Suey!
animechola:

how i wanna die with my true love by my side

Reblog if it’s okay to befriend you, ask questions, ask for advice, rant, vent, let something off your chest, or just have a nice chat.

6 days ago

"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."
(via belowjob)

6 days ago

"If you’re brave enough to say goodbye, life will reward you with a new hello."
Paulo Coehlo (via belowjob)

6 days ago

"If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place."
Nora Roberts (via belowjob)

6 days ago